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Hello, Newground Bounders, Pin men and Horrible fags! It's me, NeoSkywalker

2010-06-29 14:54:00 by NeoSkywalker

Wow.....

I think it would be best if I said this:

I am starting my own subculture. Now for the top story....(sorts out papers) I am NOT talking about THAT kind of....LISTEN HERE!

This, people was of no such help to our identity: Of course I'm talking about these hideous games that were supposed to be hacked. A pox on those Jumpstart programmers, We need to AVOID Gonzo Journalism to keep our selves sanitary!! Forget this freak-o!

I swear...anything with "O" at the end. Our Family calls it "Exnostoglasstic" or rather; I HATE THOSE-!\

We can say "Gonzo" but we are only so close to finishing-!

PLEASE STAND BY.

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Don't forget! This entire book was the last thing to ever come out of the ......

Well, let's put it this way:

MY CHILD HOOD WAS SO BAD...THIS WAS AN ACTUAL KID'S BOOK MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR READ TO ME BEFORE I MOVED AWAY DURING 3RD GRAVE:

Forget That Pig being a god damned TOMBSTONE, Seth Green right now as we speak....IS USING THE SOFTCORE JESSICA RABBIT AS A THROW PILLOW WITH HER ARMS POSING TO STRANGLE HIM.

you're thinking: what is he sayin'! it's like Tom Hanks blew up the city!

what city? aren't I on a website that has.....But I mean the daily award?!

70's buissness man: Wait, those rotten spoiled teenagers are getting away!! hold on! is that a FUCKING JESUS CHRIST

I have had another prediciment about my childhood:

People there is something you HAVE to know:

I am not a happy child. I was never a Child (no thanks to the opinions of the aburtptly named Publishing Company, NO LITTERALLY. Why do I have to think there's gotta be a renascence for everything?!)

I was on a plane hovering over ....I mean I saw Johnny Depp....

.........
This.
is. bullshit.

My brother's Jacking off to a Sponge, and My teachers, as soon as they have had enough bullshit to sit through, they see enough. They say to themselves:

Please stay seated, while the Computer room is in good hands.

That's right...they become Gonzo Journalists and are therefore : People who really REALLY want to see me dead, become derealized until My Aspergers Computer-like way of thinking and categorizing becomes manifestation that soon enough becomes a part of the dead, or the un fuffiled...that's right. The OnFallefed. Whatever, do not ever, ever EVER get me on about.....

Just wow...Worth 1000 must have a lot of persistence PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP!!!! The connects are made of shit! ho my god, lord may have no mistakes left to be made.

I was introduced to the Far Side by Gary Larson. By my mom.

I wanted a one where I could find ones that weren't shaked up, but could we PLEASE find at least one kid who has had enough talking animals for one semester?

If you haven't figured it now:

1. Mr. Ash

Grrrrr..... I hate the Disney Channel. I thought it was evil before... but what oh god what is with the Inspector Gadget Subscription? Seriously. it was just another level in what is to say the least what ate us out of house and home.

For This, I remember I caught a trout. That was it. weeks ago, I caught a trout. I caught a trout. it was the most happiest I had ever been in my life. Ian, despite all his references...If it says "Kevin's Memories" on the box..chances are, it's a Gems collection of: That time I caught a Trout. people, Edutainment is of no magical source of, well.. keep in mind people We didn't have "Disney Mortal Kombat 9", What? is that supposed to be Space Hockey Ducks? Also...it was at the point of Bile Nie's retirement that we had started what got us here now.


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ChdongaChdonga

2010-06-29 17:03:58

Because of you I'm dead inside.

You're waiting for my suicide.