NeoSkywalker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Turing Test]

scary...being someone with autism

I have some sort of type of thing in my head that says that this is supposed to be watched by Therapists and doctors who deal with children whom have nearly had their innocence destroyed; I am that special child, that's right: The third one, Thereby having the worst case scenario. And by that, it is infact the earliest case of Experiencing Fear and Lotj on a plane. hovering over water. in a boat, in the ocean....going to New York.

I had already become massivley obsessed with Toy "Stoning" as the kids played it as, And I say with heavy heart that I did infact get about no friends as a kid, But that doesn't mean that, well:

It's like this: Rave sticks and drugs won't save you from saying "My life is over" Just because of the fact that you're over 18. I mean come on, people...It's basically a time test of this materia:

You just don't ever see the world like an autistic AND John Krisfaluski at the same time. I swear, the only thing

long story short: New Gloves to invent.

[Doctor Who Trailer]

(sits alone in the theater right before the PSA's)

....

(clap. Clap. Clap)

.....

(bambi eyes.)

How can I watch this if the magic of the show has been spoiled for me by Men in Black special effects artists?

[Rick Mann vs Boss Man]

woah...

CANADIAN VOICE ACTOR!!! W00t! I'm from Canada! I hope to see more anime staires in the near future.

[We Hate Modern Warfare 2]

I found it...too fast.

also, if you hate the game? as well as the ENTIRE fps genre? Look up Gameoverthinker. pretty amazing.

[Star Wars: RotS]

hmmm...

very accurate dialoauge, animated acting, and pretty much everything else.

[You Need A Health Bar!]

What was wrong with Health Bars?

Maybe perhaps the Video Game Industry and First Person Shooters had a party, and then Health Bars started being a dick to everyone after getting DRUNK. And now everyone shuns him.

Sure they're not REALISTIC, But I thought we dropped Realism when we started making games where Jewish teenagers with Alluminum Baseball bats who cry when they see light going through a transparent surface that makes a spectrum of light appear, and then gets his mum fucked over by a bank robbing Agent Smith all in a Pixar movie!

[: You Boob-Tube :]

he's absalutley right about everything.

the AMVs,

the pointless V-logging (which I plan to do but DON'T brag about)

everything.

Oh and to Camberino: I think he was talking about Fred.

[Thomas the elf]

hmmm...

not as Ren and Stimpy-esque as I thought.

[the Last of the Dashkin]

awesome.

a backstory series. now we'll be able to see people stop bitching and bragging about how it doesn't have COCK JOKES!! or low quality microphones or (shivers) Ultra sexual references to video games.

can't wait for the second one.

[Make Snacks not War]

Good god!

This really should be on TV!!

You shouldn't be wasting your precious Adam Philips-style talent on this video game parody-infested hell hole!