NeoSkywalker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Need A Health Bar!]

What was wrong with Health Bars?

Maybe perhaps the Video Game Industry and First Person Shooters had a party, and then Health Bars started being a dick to everyone after getting DRUNK. And now everyone shuns him.

Sure they're not REALISTIC, But I thought we dropped Realism when we started making games where Jewish teenagers with Alluminum Baseball bats who cry when they see light going through a transparent surface that makes a spectrum of light appear, and then gets his mum fucked over by a bank robbing Agent Smith all in a Pixar movie!

[Thomas the elf]

hmmm...

not as Ren and Stimpy-esque as I thought.

[the Last of the Dashkin]

awesome.

a backstory series. now we'll be able to see people stop bitching and bragging about how it doesn't have COCK JOKES!! or low quality microphones or (shivers) Ultra sexual references to video games.

can't wait for the second one.

[Make Snacks not War]

Good god!

This really should be on TV!!

You shouldn't be wasting your precious Adam Philips-style talent on this video game parody-infested hell hole!

[3rd Grade Transformers]

I can't beilive I liked ROTF!

how Accurate is THIS to the movie?!

[Earth Hour]

very interesting idea!

I cracked up when I heard the Ren and Stimpy music.