What should I do to Entertain my parents?!

My parents Are watching shows that are becoming downright way too fitting towards the culture of the Nightmare Marrionette... Surely there must be some way out of this mess!!! Seriously though!!!

I CAN'T SAY WITH THE LEAST BIT OF INSOLENCE, THAT I FOR ONE AGREE....

Yes, I agree, of course I sound like an Owl Magazine sap, but people, COME ON!!! I need to entertain my own parents and it either has to be an inspiration, a huge one at that, to the EducatioGoth culture-(as well as the Anti- Smut goth) So, yeah....Turns out there was more to Youtube Poop and-yes, Even Strawberry Clock-that met the eye....

And yet it's gotta be this:

a Thing of a matter that it's like A program Mom and Dad had made up when (My Brother, Sour Peanut, Please...Look him up and uh, Hey...you there with the advice that was ineffentiantly: "Buy a new tablet" When
I was "Just Practicing"....I'd like to know: do you still watch my films? yeah...) My brother was in pregnancy when Nickholais Train was in production....it was going to be Ian and I's "Living Books meets Snuffed Toy Story Science Theatre 3000, The 5th Series" On the count of: There was this thing where hereby...Ergoes it, It's basically a program that was "MS Paint meets Renderman" which was so broken it started rifftraxing... It was going to be our first exposure to anime... It just failed in every existing format....I think that if this is either supposed to be the next Nightmare Before Christmas....or the next "Rocky Horror Picture Show" Meets Pinky and The Brain, thank you very much!!! Also, Remind me, Why is it that you wanted to do WHAT with my life? Preven me from -! Operation Gazar and I saw what you did there!!! Rocky And Bullwinkle... PROFFIT Proove nothing!!! Now please, if you kindly will, tellth me once, and twice, and let it be known that there doesn't need to be 3 of every single little freakin' thing!! So how do I entertain my parents?! HELP!!! It was Amoral enough as it was for the Mess mash of "Nickolai's" (by the way, you're an idiot for saying it's a franchise, OR that it was Purgatory in the first place) that it was essentially, IT LITERALLY had...(gulp) Hand Puppets for the Characters!! They just couldn't do it. Let alone animals re-enacting Pulp Fiction!!!

So basically: What I'm to say is:

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I'm sorry, but this improves how your rank goes up How?
my friend, this is the stupidest promotion ever.

EV-AR.

Wow.....

I think it would be best if I said this:

I am starting my own subculture. Now for the top story....(sorts out papers) I am NOT talking about THAT kind of....LISTEN HERE!

This, people was of no such help to our identity: Of course I'm talking about these hideous games that were supposed to be hacked. A pox on those Jumpstart programmers, We need to AVOID Gonzo Journalism to keep our selves sanitary!! Forget this freak-o!

I swear...anything with "O" at the end. Our Family calls it "Exnostoglasstic" or rather; I HATE THOSE-!\

We can say "Gonzo" but we are only so close to finishing-!

PLEASE STAND BY.

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Don't forget! This entire book was the last thing to ever come out of the ......

Well, let's put it this way:

MY CHILD HOOD WAS SO BAD...THIS WAS AN ACTUAL KID'S BOOK MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR READ TO ME BEFORE I MOVED AWAY DURING 3RD GRAVE:

Forget That Pig being a god damned TOMBSTONE, Seth Green right now as we speak....IS USING THE SOFTCORE JESSICA RABBIT AS A THROW PILLOW WITH HER ARMS POSING TO STRANGLE HIM.

you're thinking: what is he sayin'! it's like Tom Hanks blew up the city!

what city? aren't I on a website that has.....But I mean the daily award?!

70's buissness man: Wait, those rotten spoiled teenagers are getting away!! hold on! is that a FUCKING JESUS CHRIST

I have had another prediciment about my childhood:

People there is something you HAVE to know:

I am not a happy child. I was never a Child (no thanks to the opinions of the aburtptly named Publishing Company, NO LITTERALLY. Why do I have to think there's gotta be a renascence for everything?!)

I was on a plane hovering over ....I mean I saw Johnny Depp....

.........
This.
is. bullshit.

My brother's Jacking off to a Sponge, and My teachers, as soon as they have had enough bullshit to sit through, they see enough. They say to themselves:

Please stay seated, while the Computer room is in good hands.

That's right...they become Gonzo Journalists and are therefore : People who really REALLY want to see me dead, become derealized until My Aspergers Computer-like way of thinking and categorizing becomes manifestation that soon enough becomes a part of the dead, or the un fuffiled...that's right. The OnFallefed. Whatever, do not ever, ever EVER get me on about.....

Just wow...Worth 1000 must have a lot of persistence PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP!!!! The connects are made of shit! ho my god, lord may have no mistakes left to be made.

I was introduced to the Far Side by Gary Larson. By my mom.

I wanted a one where I could find ones that weren't shaked up, but could we PLEASE find at least one kid who has had enough talking animals for one semester?

If you haven't figured it now:

1. Mr. Ash

Grrrrr..... I hate the Disney Channel. I thought it was evil before... but what oh god what is with the Inspector Gadget Subscription? Seriously. it was just another level in what is to say the least what ate us out of house and home.

For This, I remember I caught a trout. That was it. weeks ago, I caught a trout. I caught a trout. it was the most happiest I had ever been in my life. Ian, despite all his references...If it says "Kevin's Memories" on the box..chances are, it's a Gems collection of: That time I caught a Trout. people, Edutainment is of no magical source of, well.. keep in mind people We didn't have "Disney Mortal Kombat 9", What? is that supposed to be Space Hockey Ducks? Also...it was at the point of Bile Nie's retirement that we had started what got us here now.

my brother has been using my account and now I have medals for Gretle and Hansel!